What do you think of these baby names?

lol. I lived in an apartment. All guests had to sign themselves in at the front desk. A friend decided he would use names like these. "Excuse me miss, but a Mr. Jack Hoff is here to see you, should I send him up" It took weeks for the guy at the desk to realize. One day he calls and tells me that he thinks it's hilarious, but in the future my guests need ID to enter.